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A touch of honey soothes the sting of this 105 Proof Liquor.
"It's what it would taste like if hornets made honey."
- Uncle Cecil
Jalapenos & Agave give this 105 Proof Liquor its distinctive flavor.
"That Flippenheimer has a doohickey that'll light you up!"
- Uncle Cecil
ABOUT UNCLE CECIL
Everyone knows a guy like Uncle Cecil. He could get himself into trouble, but always got himself out - and never got caught. The baby of the family, he was always Mama's favorite and could do no wrong. One time he wrote permission slips for his nephews so they could cut school to go fishing with him. At first they were very excited but when they remembered Cecil couldn't afford a motor, his nephews quickly realized they were there to do a little rowing before they would get to fish.
Uncle Cecil had a unique way of describing things when he was telling a story, often using words like “Flippenheimer”, “Whatchamacallit” or “Doohickey”. He was never married, but once got his car stuck in a lake while he was out on a date with a preacher’s daughter. The details were never fully explained but had something to do with a flippenheimer jumping out from behind the whatchamacallit, causing him to hit the doohickey and drive right into the lake. He liked to have fun and share a drink with his friends from time to time.
Uncle Cecil's Hard Liquors were born in the Northwest backwoods from a family moonshine recipe. Our products are high proof, with a little sweetness to cut that edge off. We use only the finest natural ingredients and pure glacial water from Mt. Rainier. We hope you enjoy Uncle Cecil's Hard Liquors enough to share them with YOUR friends from time to time.